This blog is Not Responding
Dontcha just love technology? Computers in particular. They make life so much easier. Without them, we wouldn't be able to access endless streams of information, download and watch bizarre porn in the comfort of our own homes, create and store pictures on screen, and lose them...

That's right, Adobe Illustrator I'm pointing my accusing hand-shaped cursor at you.

Yes, I am afraid that my love for you is waning, little one. I never thought I'd see the day when you'd betray me...or blatently ignore me. You spiteful bastard. After two hours of work on an illustration for a SCHOOL project (which, thinking about it, makes this sin even more...sinful), you decide to have some late-night fun. Not involving the aformentioned porn, oh no, you just love to watch me squirm as you throw up the old "Not Responding" chestnut. So you struggled to save the large file, after I stupidly hit Ctrl+S instead of Ctrl+A, but hey, who do you think you are? Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing?

I'm sure this is just a small knock in our relationship, and I hope it doesn't come between us, but at the end of the day, I just don't think you put enough effort into this.

I think you need some time to think...